30th July 2014

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neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

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30th July 2014

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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30th July 2014

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booooost:

buy-sexuality:

ruinedxfate:

zenaxaria:

whiteknightblackknight:

zenaxaria:

people who use the term “femnazi”………..yikes.

Feminazi is fitting for a belligerent little girl like you. I can see why you don’t like the kitchen now. You ca’t stand the heat.

You’re embarrassing, reevaluate your life.

"18+ Kiddos! Chivalrous guy with a Naughty side." bye

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Tagged: no words

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30th July 2014

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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

Source: comedycentral

30th July 2014

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androdjinni:

valvala:

puppytiny:

fucked up

this is terrifying

All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.

androdjinni:

valvala:

puppytiny:

fucked up

this is terrifying

All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.

Source: puppytiny

30th July 2014

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fullhale:

we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean

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30th July 2014

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Tagged: y'all aint shit

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30th July 2014

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queerhollyshort:

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

Tagged: for real i thought this was a sailor moon dreamsailor moonmamoru chiba

Source: charlotte-corday

30th July 2014

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Favourite casts   Orange Is the New Black
"This is the most impressive group of female characters ever assembled in a series" - LA Times 

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30th July 2014

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y0urebeautiful:

zenpencils:

ERICA GOLDSON: Graduation speech

this is pure perfection 

Source: zenpencils.com