how to be cool
A) cool sunglasses emoji
is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
people who use the term “femnazi”………..yikes.
Feminazi is fitting for a belligerent little girl like you. I can see why you don’t like the kitchen now. You ca’t stand the heat.
You’re embarrassing, reevaluate your life.
"18+ Kiddos! Chivalrous guy with a Naughty side." bye
"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert
this is terrifying
All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.
we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean
I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.
Favourite casts → Orange Is the New Black
"This is the most impressive group of female characters ever assembled in a series" - LA Times
ERICA GOLDSON: Graduation speech
this is pure perfection
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